Most Creative - 5 Weeks

Today, I have put up the first five weeks of Scam Spam, with totals on a spreadsheet consisting of two worksheets.

The most creative letter in the first five weeks, imo, is the United Nations Human Settlement Program letters! Kudos on that one! I mean, really - I am a 48 YO middle class white woman in Texas. Of COURSE, I would be getting a Human Settlement settlement! Let me get my 50.00!

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After much attempts to reach your on phone, I write to notify you finally
about your outstanding compensation payment from the United Nations Human
Settlements Program.

During our last annual calculation of all your banking and Internet
activities, we realized that you are eligible to receive a compensation
payment of $2,811,061.00 USD. This compensation is being made to all banks
and internet users.

Contact the UPS agent with your name and address for your cashier cheque
delivery.

United Parcel Service (UPS)
Contact Name: Richards Ade
Tel: +2348031979472
E-mail: ups4004@eb2a.com

Take note that you will pay a $50.00 USD fee to the UPS for
shipping/handling of your cheque parcel.

Thanks for your patience.

Alapértelmezés szerinti azonosító
Secretary
United Nations Human Settlements Program

The Creation

So, I am creating this blog about all the Scam Spam I receive. I have allowed four or five email accounts to accumulate Spam of a certain type for this exercise. You may access the Scam Spam spreadsheet on the right hand side of this blog. There are currently two pages to the spreadsheet.

The specific Spam requirements include:

• There must be a designated dollar amount within the body of the email. We don't open attachments. 
• If there is a split specified, I will honor my designated amount in the spreadsheet; otherwise, I am taking it ALL!
• If I don't recognize the currency symbol and cannot find it on the web, it's USD by default.
• All known currencies will be converted to USD, so the spreadsheet holds the conversion to USD.

As time goes on, I am going to be adding awards for Spam here, such as:

• Highest All Time Scam Amount Offered
• Highest Amount of the Week
• Most Creative Scam Letter
• WTF???!!???

Enjoy!